Met my first Saab owner today...total douche

Kinja'd!!! "Mythlin" (kxcmiles)
08/10/2015 at 22:45 • Filed to: None

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Well guys i was driving home in the FoST from my girlfriends today and see my first Saab, I think cool everyone always talks of those! Waiting behind him at the red light I just pulled up to i notice a texting driver, and a fraction exhaust I thought that was strange I never thought of Saab’s like Civics. Anyways the light turns green and he doesn’t go, theres a lot of traffic so I honk and he gives me the nastiest look through his rear view mirror. We are about 1/2 mile up the road and there is a civic doing 45 in a 55 in the left lane I’m behind the Saab and the right lane is open so I signal and switch then the Saab instantly cuts me off. He then proceeds to match the speed of the civic (2 lane road both doing 45 in a 55 tons of traffic behind us) and he starts to constantly pour wiper fluid all over the hood and windshield of my car. The guy just kept pressing it luckily I got off a signal after that but yeah so far don't like Saab owners.


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Mythlin
08/10/2015 at 22:52

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I hate Saab owners.

It’s why I no longer own a Saab lol

Well that and they're shitty cars.


Kinja'd!!! 86notchback > Mythlin
08/10/2015 at 22:52

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maybe a saab owner but not a saab “person” we are pretty awesome


Kinja'd!!! I own dead car brands only > Mythlin
08/10/2015 at 22:58

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I’m a SAAB person, owner, and driver. I am not a douche.

Also they’re great cars. All about proper maintenance.


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > I own dead car brands only
08/10/2015 at 23:00

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That's what all BMW drivers say


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > I own dead car brands only
08/10/2015 at 23:13

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LOLSAAB. (That wheel isn't turned, btw)


Kinja'd!!! Amoore100 > Mythlin
08/10/2015 at 23:53

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Two kinds of Saab owners:

Those who don’t care and are therefore douches.

Those who do and are therefore awesome.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Mythlin
08/11/2015 at 01:07

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Where do you live that you’ve never seen a single Saab?


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/11/2015 at 02:53

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Last I checked, he lives in the 909. I'm not sure how they could be that rare there, either. Then again, most cars are brodozers or compact imports out there.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Mythlin
08/11/2015 at 07:40

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I’m guessing it was a GM Saab that was purchased because craigslist is littered with sub-$1000 examples that look like a good deal until you realize that Saab never built a car like any other company did and GM just complicated things.